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Welcome to my website! I hope you like it. Feel free to look all around…you may even find change under the couch cushions.
- If There Was A News Show About Emily, This Stuff Would Be On It
- The Sweet ‘Stache Sachet! I have opened an etsy store! I’m selling one item. It’s going to be the next pet rock. Get one today…before I lose interest and stop making them.
- My Marathon For Mammories UPDATE: On May 2nd, I ran a half-marathon in Los Angeles to raise money for BOOBIES!! I raised over $1,200 for the Susan G. Komen For The Cure towards breast cancer research. Thank you to all that donated!
- Celebrate My Twitterversary By Winning Something! This Sunday, 4/25, is my second year on the Twitters. In honor of this momentous occasion, two people will win a season subscription to Never Not Funny! Maybe that’s you – click here to see!
- Plufyn’s Top 25 Sites Wildly, I’m #1! In front of Yale’s Law School?! WHA…?! Thanks to any and all who voted! If you’re new to my site and want to vote, too, here’s the link.
- My Top 5 Featured on USA Today’s Pop Candy I was very honored to have a piece I wrote featured on USA Today’s Pop Candy website, and I give thanks to all the Pop Candy readers for such wonderful compliments on it!
- Top 5 Coolest Female Movie Characters I’d Marry If I Were a Guy Sometimes I imagine being a guy. This time, I’m a guy who’s interested in marrying unrealistically cool chicks.
- Fuck The Sign! After reading this inspirational blog, you’ll realize you’ve never felt so good about the “f” word.
- I am a Television Tard I know you think I’m cool, so this might be a bit of shock for you. You better sit down.
- A Blog About My Panties Oh yes…I have written a blog about my panties. Won’t you take a peek…
- Clap Fair Reform Sure the President got his silly health care issues passed, but what about the rampant clapping problem in this country?! Support my Bill now!!
- Things That Are Awesome! Has your 2010 been ho-hum so far? Looking for something awesome? Yep. You found it.
- Give Your Finger The Gift That Keeps On Giving The amazingly versatile Practice Finger! What is it? Good question.
- Going Backwards Before Going Forward: The Musical In honor of having lived through yet another decade, I take you through my small-yet-cherished vinyl collection. (The word “vinyl” makes it sound important and hip, huh? It’s not.)
- Haribo macht nicht Emily froh… One girl’s affair with a classic candy company.
- Birthday Contest Results Ever wonder what happened to that Birthday Contest I had in May? Did you submit a drawing? Who won? Find out!
- My First Ever Blog! Sure, I’m about 7 years behind the times and everyone has had a blog, dumped their blog and started back up on their blog already. I’m not really sure what I’m going to blog about…but it’s going to be VERY important. I can assure you.
- My latest article in the June/July 2010 edition of Nashville Paw Magazine: Posh Pet-Friendly Hotels An informative piece on some of the fanciest digs for you and furry in the US.
- Don’t Make Me Laugh A new chapter of Just Another Memoir is up!
- Just Another Memoir: Stories From A Girl Who Looks Like Someone You Know This is the title of the memoir I’ve been working on for years. I will be uploading the stories from the collection over the weeks to come for you cheapos!
- My Published Works It is here that I’ve compiled all the articles I’ve had published. Most are journalistic in nature (with a little bit of Emily flair), but these two are my favorite humor column pieces:
The Blog That Nobody Will Ever Make A Movie About
Latest Published Pieces & Stories
