Emily Volman

A present for YOU!

Written by Emily on December 9, 2010 – 9:02 am -

I'm not fat with white hair. Yet. ... I will not be doing this for eight days. Just two. ... And Maya Angelou will not write a poem about the this. Thank goodness. BUT two wonderful human beings (or at least lucky sons-a-bitches) WILL get a present for Chrismahanukwanzakah! Here's all you have to do:

#1: Follow me on Twitter (so I can DM you with prize info after you win - see, I'm already thinking positively for you!!) #2: Tweet the following message on December 16th OR 17th ONLY, which will serve as your entry form. (One per person, please) "My holiday wish is for @emilyvolman to give me a subscription to @NeverNotFunny along w/ @ComedyDeathRay's charity Xmas CD! And world peace."

That's it! Easy, right? Two winners will be announced on December 18th and will receive a season-of-their-choice (audio & video) subscription to the Never Not Funny pardcast, as well as a copy of Comedy Death Ray's xmas cd 2010 benefiting the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank. (A big thank you to my longtime friend -and infamous producer/comedy record co. mogul- Matt Belknap for helping put this together.) I wish you much luck and Happy Whatever-the-hell-you-celebrate!